Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Guitars

Since I was too busy having my own TGIF at the ballpark last week, there will be *two* Bad Music Jokes this Week.

First Bad Music Joke...

What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire.

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Vintage Electric Guitar by chmayer
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Second Bad Music Joke...

Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:

* Violinist: 25 feet
* Bad Violinist: 50 feet
* Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
* 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
* Accordionist: 60 miles

Brown Acoustic Classical Guitar by chmayer
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