Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Christmas

Messiah: An oratorio by Handel performed every Christmas by choirs that believe they are good enough, in cooperation with musicians who need the money.

Green Christmas Treble Clef by chmayer
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P.S.: I may not post a Bad Music Joke of the Week on Christmas Day or New Year's Day

Happy Holidays!

Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Drummer Boy

Inspired by the Season with its Little Drummer Boy

(BTW, is it really such a good idea to drum at a newborn baby? Ordinarily, that would make the baby burst out crying: ??)

* * If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.* *

For more percussive music graphics, including a bass drum, on a variety of merchandise, please visit the Percussion section in Music Stuff & More @ CafePress

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Tuba Xmas

In honor of Tuba Christmas...

A tuba player walked into a bar... It cost him $175.00 to have the dent removed.

"Silver" Tuba by chmayer
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Pie

Aeolian mode: how you like Mama's cherry pie.

(Inspired by the pumpkin *pie* I am about to eat, not Aeolian mode.)

Green Circle of Fifths Mug by chmayer
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Why a Circle of Fifths mug? Why, because the Circle of Fifths reminds me - just a little - of ... PIE.

I have lots and lots of Circle of Fifths graphics and merchandise, to find more on Zazzle, visit the Circle of Fifths section (yes, read past all the text explaining what the heck a Circle of Fifths is, then you'll find a multitude of Circle of Fifths graphics and products of all kinds).

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - LOLoud

Crescendo: A reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loudly.

Musiker T Shirt Modell "Crescendo" by notenschatz
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A Good Crescendo Is Swell by MarchingBand
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Going Viral

CACOPHANY: A composition incorporating many people with chest colds

Everybody Shut Up! by MarchingBand
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week - Trick or Treat!

Not very Halloween, but a little dark and creepy, several Bad Music Jokes somewhat in the spirit...

What do you get when 20 violinists start playing at the same time but play different songs? A senseless act of violins.

Q: Why did they bury the conductor 20 feet under?
A: Because deep down, he was a really nice guy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who can play 5 musical instruments? Stump the Band.

Why did the Philharmonic disband? Excessive sax and violins.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A pair of Re-bachs.

Opera: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.

AN-DANTE: A tempo that's infernally slow

And, included, of course, a definitely out-of-the-ordinary music graphic or two...

Blowing in the Wind [Instrument] by chmayer
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and Tiger Rag Musical Instruments Graphic gear...
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week - Bass/Baseball

I'm thinking Music (Bass) and Baseball today, as I watch my Angels beat the Yankees. Accordingly, the music focus for this week's Bad Music Joke of the Week is, yes, the Bass...Clef...

Catch some bass hits at Bass Clef merchandise at both Music Stuff & More @ Zazzle and @ CafePress

"Gold" Bass Clef by chmayer
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So, where's the BMJOTW? Here goes, all with a bass/baseball theme...

Basses: the things you run around in bassball

BASSO CONTINUO - when the Angels keep getting base hits, continue getting base hits (Woo Hoo)

A Bass Hit: When the bass player plays a really great solo, has a great gig

Score: Something good for both musicians (bass players) and baseball players

Rubato: When you steal a base or bass (or bassist or bass fish)

Perfect Pitch: A great thing for a musician or a baseball player

Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.

(BTW, here's some bassoons at Music Stuff & More @ CafePress )

Go Angels! Go All-Things-Bass!

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Arpeggio

Arpeggio: "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"

[rimshot here]

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Tempo Nova

Musical (Old) Car Bad Jokes this week. (Why? No special reason, felt like it.)

Tempo -- Good choice for a used car
Bossa Nova -- The car your foreman drives

Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend!

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Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week

After this week, Bad Music Joke of the Week will be no more...

Don't be surprised if I post a bad music joke now and then here, however. You likely will find some other music humor here as well from time to time.

I've been posting the Bad Music Joke of the Week for years.

That's a lot of Bad Music Jokes.

Accordingly, there is a lengthy archive of Bad Music Jokes of the Week available on my website for your perusal.

Pardon my website - it is currently under massive renovation. As you can tell, it could use it. For the most part it works, however. You might find some music stuff there you like, what the heck...

Anyway, a listing of jokes is a listing of jokes, period, what more can you do with it? or would want to? Right?

In the same website + music vein, see also http://www.carolynhmayer.com/Music.htm - Music Stuff or The Music Page