Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week - Trick or Treat!

Not very Halloween, but a little dark and creepy, several Bad Music Jokes somewhat in the spirit...

What do you get when 20 violinists start playing at the same time but play different songs? A senseless act of violins.

Q: Why did they bury the conductor 20 feet under?
A: Because deep down, he was a really nice guy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who can play 5 musical instruments? Stump the Band.

Why did the Philharmonic disband? Excessive sax and violins.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A pair of Re-bachs.

Opera: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.

AN-DANTE: A tempo that's infernally slow

And, included, of course, a definitely out-of-the-ordinary music graphic or two...

Blowing in the Wind [Instrument] by chmayer
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WindsDay - Blue Brass & Sax (on Sale, too)

Blue Brass & Sax by chmayer
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Blue Brass & Sax = Blue Tuba, Trumpet, Trombone, and Saxophone

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"Toot" Tuesday - French Horns

French Horn : CHM Design Store - Music Stuff & More

This French Horn graphic is on a jillion different kinds of merchandise - for all ages, men, women, big kids, little kids, babies, Plus Sizes, pregnant women. Even dogs. Find it on merchandise for the Office and Home. Also find this graphic in hot-pink and in aqua-blue.

And, find nice white T-shirts (the Value Tees) @ only $9.99

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"Toot" Tuesday - Trumpets

Find TRUMPETS Graphics on Merchandise : CHM Design Store - Music Stuff & More @ CafePress Several colors and styles of Trumpet graphics on a variety of merchandise.

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