In spite of its reference to someone (a pitch yet) being "under a rest" : ) - this is a really clever joke. Here's something funny that actually makes sense. There's real music information here, folks, you'll notice.
So, these three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat and a G.
The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve minors."
So, the E-flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the G was out flat and the experience was diminished.
Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other one passed out and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest.
C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor.
Later he was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams, Neil Sedaka, Paul Anka, Wayne Newton, Bobby Vinton, Jerry Vale Correctional Facility.
--With thanks to an E-Mail send from my buddy Susan
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