Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week, Cheap Version

FRUGALHORN: A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument

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WindsDay - Can't have too many tubas...

Tubas Will Eat Me by MarchingBand
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It may not be possible to have too many tubas
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Piano

Piano Tuner: A person employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The Tuner's chief purpose is to ascertain the breaking point of the piano's strings.

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Piano Keyboard by chmayer
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Windsday - Marching Band!

What Is The Football Team Doing On Our Field? by MarchingBand
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Harmonica

Nope, not done with the Harmonica/Blues Harp yet. I had this Stephen Wright joke stuck in my head, and I just had to let it out...

Steven Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

BTW, talk about an affordable - and handy! - musical instrument. Recession or not, who can't manage to put the money together to buy a humble harmonica?

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Procrastination Thursday - Toot/Winds: Harmonica

"Procrastination Thursday"? This is when you haven't gotten around to "TootsDay", and not even "WindsDay", and lump them altogether the very next day (obviously, Thursday).

Think Bob Dylan, Paul Butterfield, et al.... It's the Harmonica, it's the Blues Harp!

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Featuring The Harmonica, also known as the "Blues Harp" for those of us fond of The Blues.
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week

FLUTE: A sophisticated pea shooter with a range of up to 500 yards, blown transversely to confuse the enemy.

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WindsDay! - Pick a Piccolo

Piccolo Top 10 by MarchingBand
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Pick a Piccolo - the cuter flute?

Obviously, I'm still on the Piccolo thing where I left off on the 4th of July (Remember Sousa and "The Stars and Stripes Forever" piccolo solo, etc.?)

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Music TGIF - 4th of July Version - Piccolo

It's Bad Music Joke of the Week - the 4th of July Version.

In a 4th-of-July mood and thinking about the piccolo solo (or piccoli soli if the band is lucky enough to have more than one good piccolo player).

Do you remember the words from your childhood that go with this piccolo/piccoli section of "Stars and Stripes Forever"? As I recall them...

Be kind to your web-footed friends
for a duck may be somebody's mother.
Be kind to your friends in the swamp
where the weather is very, very damp.
Well, you may think that this is the end,
but it's not!

Now that that is firmly stuck in your head, repeating itself:

DILL PICCOLO: A small wind instrument which only plays sour notes.

And, one more time, and this is not a joke:

John Phillip Sousa "Stars and Stripes Forever" ♫ http://twt.fm/188169

Happy 4th of July, Independence Day!

WindsDay - Sousa - Tubas & the 4th of July

Warning! Sousa Player by MarchingBand
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A Salute to Sousaphones, as well as to John Phillip Sousa, with the 4th of July coming up.

John Phillip Sousa "Stars and Stripes Forever" ♫ http://twt.fm/188169

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