Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Guitars

Since I was too busy having my own TGIF at the ballpark last week, there will be *two* Bad Music Jokes this Week.

First Bad Music Joke...

What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire.

Find merchandise with guitar graphics @ Zazzle

Vintage Electric Guitar by chmayer
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Second Bad Music Joke...

Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:

* Violinist: 25 feet
* Bad Violinist: 50 feet
* Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
* 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
* Accordionist: 60 miles

Brown Acoustic Classical Guitar by chmayer
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Harmonica

Nope, not done with the Harmonica/Blues Harp yet. I had this Stephen Wright joke stuck in my head, and I just had to let it out...

Steven Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

BTW, talk about an affordable - and handy! - musical instrument. Recession or not, who can't manage to put the money together to buy a humble harmonica?

For more Harmonica/Blues Harp merch, please visit Music Stuff & More @ CafePress section of Harmonica/Blues Harp stuff. (See graphic above, and from yesterday's post here.)

For still more Harmonica/Blues Harp from Zazzle...
Harmonica Blues Tie
"Blow the Blues" T-Shirt

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Procrastination Thursday - Toot/Winds: Harmonica

"Procrastination Thursday"? This is when you haven't gotten around to "TootsDay", and not even "WindsDay", and lump them altogether the very next day (obviously, Thursday).

Think Bob Dylan, Paul Butterfield, et al.... It's the Harmonica, it's the Blues Harp!

(Pictured: Harmonica/Blues Harp Magnet)
Featuring The Harmonica, also known as the "Blues Harp" for those of us fond of The Blues.
Find lots more Harmonica/Blues Harp merchandise at Music Stuff & More @ CafePress

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