Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week - Bass/Baseball

I'm thinking Music (Bass) and Baseball today, as I watch my Angels beat the Yankees. Accordingly, the music focus for this week's Bad Music Joke of the Week is, yes, the Bass...Clef...

Catch some bass hits at Bass Clef merchandise at both Music Stuff & More @ Zazzle and @ CafePress

"Gold" Bass Clef by chmayer
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So, where's the BMJOTW? Here goes, all with a bass/baseball theme...

Basses: the things you run around in bassball

BASSO CONTINUO - when the Angels keep getting base hits, continue getting base hits (Woo Hoo)

A Bass Hit: When the bass player plays a really great solo, has a great gig

Score: Something good for both musicians (bass players) and baseball players

Rubato: When you steal a base or bass (or bassist or bass fish)

Perfect Pitch: A great thing for a musician or a baseball player

Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.

(BTW, here's some bassoons at Music Stuff & More @ CafePress )

Go Angels! Go All-Things-Bass!

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Arpeggio

Arpeggio: "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"

[rimshot here]

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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - More Beer

Bar Line: a gathering of people, usually among which may be found a musician or two.

Black Treble Clef by chmayer
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This is about Oktoberfest. As my steins, you can certainly see this glass mug as a mug for beer.
So, have a happy (and responsible) Oktoberfest. As the old-time pirates would say, "Drink up, me hearties!"

For more mugs and steins, and other music stuff, please visit...
Music Stuff & More
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Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke of the Week - Steins

So, three notes walk into a bar together - a G, an Eb, and a C. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve minors."

Blue Treble Clef Stein by chmayer
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Find still more Steins, Mugs, and other Drinkware at Music Stuff & More @ Zazzle and @ CafePress (this CafePress link leads to Steins only - Music Stuff, as well as "& More", Steins. Find other drinkware - such as mugs, and so forth - elsewhere throughout this CafePress store)
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@ Zazzle
@ CafePress