Music TGIF - Bad Music Joke(s) of the Week - The Blues

The Blues ( a long bad music joke this week)

Blues locations:

- Chicago
- St. Louis
- Kansas City
- the highway
- a crossroads
- the jail house
- dirty linoleum floor
- an empty bed

Not Blues locations:

- Disney World, or any place with the word "Disney" in it
- the mall
- gallery openings
- wine tastings
- boutique breweries

Blues Liquids/Beverages:

- wine from a box or a bottle in a sack
- cheap whiskey from a dirty glass
- a bottle or can of fine Chicago (or in the vicinity) beer, such as Schlitz, Pabst, Bud...
- muddy water (usually not for drinking, if possible)

Not Blues Beverages:

- bottled spring water, especially not French
- any mixed drink or a drink with a little umbrella in it
- anything from a Starbuck's
- boutique beer

Blues transportation:

- Chevys
- Cadillacs (only if real old)
- a Greyhound bus
- a southbound train
- walkin'

Not Blues transportation:

- German cars such as BMW or Mercedes, but VW okay if you're an old white hippy
- hot air balloons
- escalators
- Segways
- canoes

Gradient Blue Eighth Note by chmayer
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For more music merchandise at all related to The Blues, please visit...
Music Stuff & More
@ Zazzle
@ CafePress

Music TGIF - Take Note

You might be a musician if...you try to figure out what song is printed on cute music mugs you see in stores. Or, for that matter, on a bag...

What Part Of Musical Notation Don't You Understand by MarchingBand
Create large tote bags on zazzle.com

For still more noteworthy music merchandise, including mugs with notation written on them, please visit Music Stuff & More @ Zazzle and @ CafePress

New Victorian Eighth Notes

Several new eighth note graphics in Victorian colors have been added to the Music Stuff & More store Pictured here is the Blue-Green Eighth Note.

Right now the Victorian eighth notes are being featured in the store's Sales & Features section (in the "NEW NEW NEW section"), but soon the musical note graphics will, appropriately, be located in "Music Symbols" with the rest of the musical note graphics in the Music Merchandise area of the store.

The Victorian-style musical notes come in the colors Peach, Blue-Green, Green, and Light-Gray (with dark blue-green accent). These music graphics are available on most of CafePress's merchandise.